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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:32

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!